Alex Morgan

Goddess of women's, no, ALL soccer. Gallops like a horse and has a chestnut brown ponytail. Patriotic ponytail, bitches. Team nicknamed her baby horse. Most competitive person in the universe so all you haters watch out. Wears pink pre wrap because she's fierce like that. Number 13 and a forward for the USWNT. Is champion in monop deal (plays mostly against Tobin Heath) and tetherball. AMAZINGLY good looking because she's just naturally beautiful with dem blue eyes. Has quads twice as big as anyone elses. Has a motorcycle license, but doesn't drive one. Clutch.

You know who Alex Morgan is? Good, you better.

Alex Morgan by sansa11 April 22, 2013

Alex Morgan

The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.

Wow, Alex Morgan is such a great soccer player

Alex Morgan by soccerjunky December 5, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016