Alex Morgan

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Goddess of women's, no, ALL soccer. Gallops like a horse and has a chestnut brown ponytail. Patriotic ponytail, bitches. Team nicknamed her baby horse. Most competitive person in the universe so all you haters watch out. Wears pink pre wrap because she's fierce like that. Number 13 and a forward for the USWNT. Is champion in monop deal (plays mostly against Tobin Heath) and tetherball. AMAZINGLY good looking because she's just naturally beautiful with dem blue eyes. Has quads twice as big as anyone elses. Has a motorcycle license, but doesn't drive one. Clutch.

You know who Alex Morgan is? Good, you better.

Alex Morgan by sansa11 April 22, 2013

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Alex Morgan

The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.

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Alex Morgan by soccerjunky December 5, 2012

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