Aledo Illinois 

A town in Illinois that is basicly a court house,a tastee freeze,and a high school suroundedby farmland.

Person 1:You going down to Aledo Illinois this weekend?
Person 2:Yeah,might watch a football game and go to tastee freeze

Aledo Illinois by midweekkman November 8, 2011

Aledo Illinois 

This place I'm tellin you. There is so many sluts and whores at this place. If you want to get some get give em some weed and they will open there legs to you at any time. Also these a crap ton of crack heads. So if you lookin to get some of that puss I wouldnt pick this place cause you will get an STD very very very easily.

Why you going to Aledo Illinois every girl in that high school is looser then a goose

Aledo Illinois by Urdaddy69 February 24, 2019

Aledo Illinois 

A very small town near the border of Iowa. There is absolutely nothing in this town besides a good HS band, a highschool, rhubarb fest, a Casey’s, and a Tastee Freeze. The boys all look like they came from hell and 99.9% of the girls are drug addicts. The local hangout for literally everyone is the what we call “Central Park” or the Bandshell. If you are cute and would like to come here please do for the love of God they are all so ugly.

Claire: “Are you going to Aledo”

Tyler: “ No Aledo Illinois sucks”

Aledo Illinois by Shutupordie<3 August 14, 2021