Alcotheist

Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.

Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!

by Unstableiser May 23, 2009

Alltheist

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.

A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Guy: I don't want to go to hell, so I'll just become an Alltheist
Girlfriend: Why am I even going out with you?

by HockeyUSA72 October 24, 2007

altheist

One who thinks AL is god.

It got awkward for the altheists when they realized they had misinterpreted the initials for Artificial Intelligence (AI) as AL.

by al-76 September 2, 2018

Alltheist

The belief in all religious gospels and unlike previously stated Hinduism doesn't contradict judaism. (Hindus believe that each god is just a different incarnation of the creator.) Alltheism is just a way to respect everybodies beliefs and believe whatever you want to believe.

Andrew: Man I just can't find the right religion!

Mark: Have, you heard of Jehovah!

Andrew: Fuck it, Im gonna be an Alltheist!

by Sandman Chewer April 17, 2014

Alltheist

A believer that accepts within all peoples there is inherently an apparatus to contact higher intelligence, and through experience and sentient life, everyone develops their own unique language to communicate with that intelligence.

Being an Alltheist isn't a matter of indecision but a very definite decision to recognize a person over a specific belief they hold.

I believe in my ability to decide what I believe, I believe in yours, I believe in everyones'; I am an Alltheist.

by gsusgod January 17, 2015