A very good looking and rather intelligent individual.
Friend to many and a genius when it comes to humour.
Very very very British.
He will call you a tit often
He laughs at all foreigers
He gets about 30fps in Crysis which is fine with him.
French person: Hello :)
Unstableiser: You French tit!
Unstableiser: Only joking :)
Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.
Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!