Alcoprose

A collection of words originally intended as a sentence that no longer makes any real sense due to imbibification. This most commonly occurs in text messages and drunken emails.

An example of recent alcoprose whilst trying to send a message to a female: "Toget good. When? sweep jeffur in hope room vomit ww"

Alcoprose by Jeffurjesusjez April 5, 2011

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alcotruse

Call someone amazing or wonderful

Girl: Wow, she’s so alcotruse!
Girl 2: *is doing cartwheels*

Person: WOW HE’S ALCOTRUSE!

alcotruse by KarsynTish March 12, 2021

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Alcoprose • Alcopossible • alcophone • alcotruse

alcophone

When someone is drunk and talking much louder than they think they are.

Doug got on the alcophone and then everyone knew he had crapped himself.

alcophone by Emo515 August 12, 2005

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Alcopossible

Anything is possible when you’ve had some alcohol.

I didn’t think I could do this tattoo, but it seems it was alcopossible.... magic

Alcopossible by crispyfaux October 17, 2020

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Alcopossible

Anything is alcopossible when you’ve had a few and you’re feeling upbeat and fancy free.

Omg, anything is alcopossible if we put our mind to it!!

Alcopossible by crispyfaux October 17, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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