Alcoprose 

A collection of words originally intended as a sentence that no longer makes any real sense due to imbibification. This most commonly occurs in text messages and drunken emails.

An example of recent alcoprose whilst trying to send a message to a female: "Toget good. When? sweep jeffur in hope room vomit ww"

Alcoprose by Jeffurjesusjez April 5, 2011

alcotruse 

Call someone amazing or wonderful

Girl: Wow, she’s so alcotruse!
Girl 2: *is doing cartwheels*

Person: WOW HE’S ALCOTRUSE!

alcotruse by KarsynTish March 12, 2021

alcophone 

When someone is drunk and talking much louder than they think they are.

Doug got on the alcophone and then everyone knew he had crapped himself.

alcophone by Emo515 August 12, 2005

Alcopossible 

Anything is possible when you’ve had some alcohol.

I didn’t think I could do this tattoo, but it seems it was alcopossible.... magic

Alcopossible by crispyfaux October 17, 2020

Alcopossible 

Anything is alcopossible when you’ve had a few and you’re feeling upbeat and fancy free.

Omg, anything is alcopossible if we put our mind to it!!

Alcopossible by crispyfaux October 17, 2020