Alchohol virginity

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

Alchohol virginity by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019

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alcohol virginity

n. The state of being under 21 and not ever having been intoxicated from any real alcoholic beverage in your entire life.

Dude, I can't wait until my 21st since I've been saving my alcohol virginity!!!

alcohol virginity by DeJo July 27, 2005

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Alcohol Virginity

n. The state of never having consumed an alchoholic beverage. If you drink atleast a champagne glass full, you have lost your alcohol virginity. Becoming drunk is not necessary.

Person 1: So what did you do last night, bro?
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.

Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.

Alcohol Virginity by gEeSe_Go_HoNk October 15, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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