A far more resilient cousin of the common head lice. Legend has it that almost a year ago, a colony of ordinary head lice were threatened to be removed from the hat they called their home and making a high school boy's head itchy after picking it up off the ground and using it. To prevent their untimely demise, they learned to swim and developed gills to survive the viscous waves of a home washing machine. They were successful, but the soap made them blond, or in scientific terms, albino. Only humans who are a afflicted with an albino water lice infestation can comprehend the existence of this species, and leave all others who they plea for help to utterly confused.

The Albino Water Lice swam about the laundry machine with joy, ready to victimize the high school boy for many days to come.

Albino Water Lice by Saxasylum August 25, 2010

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Albino white

A white person who is whiter then the average white person very fair hair you can't see there eyebrows and eye lashes leg hair.

P1: iv seen white people before but you white.
P2: yes I'm albino white

Albino white by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019

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Albino Wookie

A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.

"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"

"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."

Albino Wookie by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 25, 2011

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