Albaninium 

Albaninium is a rare metal mined in the mountains of Gjirokastra region of albania.
This metal can be found in some people or some can be completely made out of it.
Some of its characteristics is that its three times lighter than carbon fiber, stronger than diamond and most special: if damaged, albaninium mends in a few days to the state it was before being damaged

Person1 : *nukes person2 which is made out of Albaninium*
Person2: *survives*
Person1: *asks person2 how he/she survived*
Person2 answers : i am made out of albaninium.
Person1 says : say sike right now

Albaninium by Bootlegrussian November 7, 2019

Albanianism 

Thy containment, (rather by blood, conversion, ejaculation, etc.), of being Albanian 🇦🇱. The individuals whom practice the identification of Albanianism tend to be extremely sexy and rather intelligent. #Shkwiptar👐🏻🇦🇱

Hey, did you see that Tiktok where the extremely handsome, blue eyed, tall, blonde kid named Emirballer converted his school to Albanianism?

Albanianism by anonymous November 25, 2021

allaminium talloy 

A theoretical metal made from iridium (found in asteroids and other space debris-atomic number 77). Could become more durable compared to original metals such as alluminum alloy. Development is still in its alpha stage.

the buildings supports are of allaminium talloy

allaminium talloy by 100101110 February 20, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022