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Alabanian Donkey 

What takes the place of women in Albania.
We don't have girls in Albania, we have Alabanian Donkey.
If you look at our Albanian Donkey we will kill you.
Alabanian Donkey by nik2007au September 7, 2009

Dachi alasania

U so fukin fat u almost on a dachi alasania level
Dachi alasania by Big dik man April 28, 2019

Mia Alavanja 

The most beautiful creature in all of space. No one compares to her beauty.
Plus she has great boobs.
A:Yesterday was such a beautiful day, almost as beautiful as Mia Alavanja.
B:Yeah Mia Alavanja has great boobs.
Mia Alavanja by You shan't know January 31, 2019

alavanna 

she a cool ah person n her fits never disappoint 🕺
A:omg is that alavanna??
B:Yess! I wish I was cool like her.
alavanna by yofav November 21, 2021
Alvania is incredibly strong willed and intelligent. She is smart and absolutely gorgeous with a beautiful body, smile and personality. Alvania loves nature, animals, making money and being independent. She is stubborn and afraid of failure. Alvania is ambitious and fights for what she wants. Alvania is an amazing lover/partner and loves hard once she chooses her partner.
Alvania is undeniably attractive. Her beauty shines amongst everyone she meets.
alvania by Preferablymason21 July 11, 2024
Another word for perfection. If you ever meet an Alvania your life will change for the better. They are smart, kind, beautiful, and is everything anyone could want. They start off very shy but once you’re able to get to know them, you’ll be blessed with their beautiful smile and addictive charm. Just their gaze cause the whole world to stop just so you can admire and cherish them for what they are worth. Alvania is the definition of heaven on earth. They are great listeners and even better companions. If you ever get the chance to meet one, don’t let go because life will become meaningless without them as you’ll search for them in others and never find what they had.
Person 1: “I think I just found the love of my life
Person 2: “How do you know?”
Person 1: “When she came into the room everything just stopped and it felt as if I was there for an eternity. She made my heart race from her beauty but gave me peace as it felt as if I’ve know her my entire life with just one gaze.”
Person 2: “Did you get her name?”
Person 1: “Alvania”
alvania by Mr.Fox676 July 12, 2024