Alav

A tiny human with the confidence of a god
Shes not to be messed with and can be hella mean when she wants to, but she is the moral support of her friends and will always bring their confidence up and compliment them bcz thats just how she is

Person: Ur friend is kind of b*****
Alav: *beats the crap out of them*

Alav by Thebestmfffff November 22, 2021

Alav

Alav is very powerful and beautiful girl, she is sensetive but don't show. She is very intelligent and knows what she is doing most of the time. Don't go on her bad side you will regret it. Alav is very nice individual and is a good listener and gives good hugs

Friend: I'm so sad I want a hug

Alav: Hello I miss you

Friend: Same can I have a hug?

Alav: Yes of course

Alav by Harry's girl 233 November 22, 2021

Sha'alavim 

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.

Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."

Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019

Sha'alavim 

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.

Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."

Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019

Alavine 

The most caring and motherly girl in the world. She will always treat you fairly and will always forgive you.

The name means “heavenly divine” and is derived from the name Alavie

Where’s your friend?
Oh, she’s being her Alavine self and caring for those kids.

Alavine by Alfie Hinkley November 20, 2019

alaverga 

alaverga: adj. "all-a-verg-a" : meaning WTF or HOLY SHIT...

Jack: My cock broke in half!!!

Jill: ALAVERGA! lol damn thats gotta hurt!

Jack: fuck you

Jill: ALAVERGA fuck u i didnt do anything.

Jack: lol

alaverga by joshiebaby November 4, 2008

alavan 

Alavan is fine, caring, love, and very sweet.He is stronger than any man you know. His girlfriend keera love him even tho she did something that wast so good. But Alavan make you smile in use you don't even know. He is the One you !!!! Love you Alavan from Keera Monae Harris!!!!!!!!

Damn Alavan so fine

alavan by Moane May 10, 2018