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alaskan paintjob 

when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg
a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

Alaskan Paint Job

Receiving a lap dance and the stripper leaves a skid mark behind.
I went to the strip club for a lap dance and ended up leaving with an Alaskan Paint Job.
Alaskan Paint Job by tj2x May 12, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
Alaskan Paint Job by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

When a stripper gives you a lap dance and leaves a skid mark on your leg.
Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!
Alaskan Paint Job by harrybalsac October 23, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.
“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
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