Alaskan Paintjob Share definition Flag When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done. Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired. Alaskan Paintjob by Joe Joker May 30, 2011 Get the Alaskan Paintjob mug.