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Alaskan Advent Calendar 

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.
I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.
Alaskan Advent Calendar by 6117 March 11, 2025
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