Alana Smith 

Most important name originated. Hottest lesbian know to mankind. Has the ability to turn any straight bitch (me). Really fucking hot by the way. Often has cool tattoos. Makes you want to fuck on top of Lamborghini Huracàn LP 610-4. Gets you wetter than a firefighters water hose. She's also really fucking hot etc.

I'm straight as fuck but I'd lick Nutella off of Alana Smith on top of a Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4.

Alana Smith by thotwatcher911 January 24, 2015

Alana Smith 

The thickest kind of babygirl ever. So thick that you just have the urge to hold and caress her thick thighs. Typically the daughter of a Danielle, and the brother of a Marco.

Man I can’t wait to get home to look at Alana Smith’s thick thighs.

Alana Smith by ATT 😈😈 October 16, 2020

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

Alan Smith 

A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies

I wanna find the perfect boyfriend..
Oh, you better find yourself an ALAN SMITH.

Alan Smith by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010

Alan Smith 

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

Alan Smith by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017

Alan Smithee 

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.

Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.

Alan Smithee by Ainrana March 11, 2012