A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 09, 2025
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