Alabearth

The theory that Earth is secretly Alabama in one and all humans are cousins and commit incest with each other

“You can’t do that we’re cousins!”
“What do you mean?”
“We live on Alabearth!”

by Alabearthia May 2, 2020

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Alberth

A unique way to spell "Albert" This man has unfairly received a bad rap for situations beyond his control. Quiet, calm, funny, empathetic, and amazing at Super Smash Bros. If you meet a wild Alberth out in the field, try offering him free food and expect to become friends INSTANTLY.

Man: Hey, did you read that inaccurate definition of Alberth made in 2009?
Woman: Yeah, that person must have been SUPER salty about something smh.

by Bla1 November 17, 2016

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Albertha's are faaaar underated typically older but look absolutely STUNNING for their age. Gorgeous in every way. Can be a cougar because Albertha's are usually mistaken to be much younger than they really are. Very very intelligent, witty, and loves to have lots of fun. You will have the best of both worlds .. old school values and modern day fun. NOTHING escapes them without Albertha knowing. You may think she is aloof but she is definitely paying great attention. BEWARE.....Get yourself an Albertha

Albertha is fine. Albertha got it going on in every way. I can't believe that's even her name. I think they call her Bertha Butt.

by Looking Good January 16, 2017

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Alberth

A guy who likes to make fun of people with Autism, also a huge ass whole! Nobody likes him, acts like a 5th grader cause he thinks he's cool! But it makes him look like an idiot...

That guys such an Idiot, he's an Alberth no doubt!

by The Asians Classs May 29, 2009

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