Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face

“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”

Alabama slimer by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018

Alabama corn slider

The practice of engaging in a sexual act in which a man takes his own frozen poop and uses it to pleasure a woman in the vag.

bro #1- dude did you get with that hot chick last night?
bro #2- I did more than get with her I froze my poop and shoved it in her snatch!!

bro #2- OMG u gave her an Alabama corn slider? You are disgusting!

Alabama corn slider by Alabama corn slider December 2, 2010

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

Alabama Penguin Slider by r3dm4n May 23, 2024