Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

Alabamas Cousin Treatment

The act of dickin' down your first cousin.

"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"

by Von Hitla March 8, 2023