Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
by Shuffy July 2, 2010
A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.
Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.
by bazerant December 30, 2019