Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020