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Al Bateen Academy 

A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.
BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro
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al bateen academy 

we dont talk about that
you go to al bateen academy? can’t relate
al bateen academy by clairecottrill October 28, 2019

Al bateen academy 

Al bateen academy a school bunch of hot dumbass’s. Bunch of dumbass teachers who make you study a bunch of nonsense which never comes in exams. And students always have good smell however the school always smells like paint.
Damn you smell good are you in al Bateen academy?
Al bateen academy by Your sad Af October 30, 2018

Meer Khan 12A Albateen Academy 

Somebody who will generally do ANYTHING for another person e.g. mr mallen
meer khan 12A Albateen Academy sucking mr mallen off 24/7
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