Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese
woman’s
taint. Stemming from a cream
pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.
Stacy got her
taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they
set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.
Those MJF are no
joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.