Airway heights 

This loogie of a town between Spokane and Fairchild, WA. Comprable to a shitstain on a piece of tissue-thin toilet paper left on the floor of a rest stop bathroom.

The speed limit drops from 55 to 35 in Airway and then opens back up on the other side. The only attractions are the two casinos, a gaming store, Yoke's, and multiple motels, pawn shops, and auto parts stores. If you're looking to get a 2001 Ford Ranger with 250,000 miles on it for $10,000 at 20% APR, Airway is the place to go.

The city motto is "Airway Heights: Come for the meth, stay because you sold your car for more meth!"

The best thing to do there is to drive through it. The second best thing to do is to watch all of the meth zombies walk around Walking Dead style while you drive through.

This is where all of the excess chemtrails from Fairchild ended up.

Bob: "Wow, is this some kind of Fallout simulation where they train the soldiers to fight after a nuclear war?"
Jerry: "no, this is just a good day in airway heights"

Airway heights by DIRKHARDPEC January 5, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012