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zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"

Precision Airstrike 

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.
Bartender, order me a precision airstrike!

Libyan Airstrike 

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.
I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
Libyan Airstrike by Dope Slim April 5, 2015

airsucking

The act of making blowjob motions in the air (sometimes including cupping of the balls) so a work mate, who is in the process of shining the bosses knob, can see you but said boss can not.
Joe was really shining Jimmy's knob. What a suck ass! I had to walk up behind him and do a little airsucking. Unfortunately for me, Jimmy could see my reflection in the window!
airsucking by headsilverback July 13, 2009

Thomas Asstruck 

A nickname of Thomas Astruc, creator of Miraculous Ladybug and the main reason why fans hate the show.
Thomas Asstruck did it again, he fucked up another character man and I liked Alix damn it!
Thomas Asstruck by kueko July 21, 2021

Airstrike 

A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.
Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.

Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.
Airstrike by Chaos2 September 28, 2008