Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.
Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!
by Da Moose November 19, 2003
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Airline Pilot

An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.
Baby daddy is an Airline Pilot; he visits on layovers.
by Baby Momma Whey Da Check October 25, 2006
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