An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.
Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.
by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022
Get the Ain’t scared metermug.