The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.
"My grandmother, Mimi, once warned me about putting all of my aigs in one basket. Now that I'm older & crazier, I won't put them all in one Love Nest, but I need somewhere to keep my twig & berries!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'