Aids Bear 

man dressed in bear suit that tells his partner he has aids halfway into intercourse

omg alex is such a aids bear

Aids Bear by foooswagga February 10, 2010

AIDS-bear

A little Teddy bear that used to be sold for AIDS awareness. He has the aids-symbol on his foot and wears a scarf with a little text on it. Pronouns are he/him. No gender. Gender bad.

"That's a cute bear."
"I got him in a second hand store for 50ct"
"does his scarf say 'AIDS'? And what's on his foot?"
"oh, yes, that's all because he's an AIDS-bear."
"oh. Thank you for this information. Have a nice day."

AIDS-bear by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022

Bear AIDS 

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

Bear AIDS by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

Bear Aids 

Similar from Superaids!
Comes from a Grizzley Bear

E.G " Oh! dude, you have bear aids!"

Bear Aids by Bare Boy August 14, 2008

AIDS beard 

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.

"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."

AIDS beard by Passionate James January 19, 2014

Armored AIDS Bears 

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.

Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears

Armored AIDS Bears by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008