Ah, Cripes 

Exclamation in a moment of blunder or realization that one is left in a deep predicament.

Lloyd accidentally left his wallet in the newspaper vendor and exclaimed "Cripes!"

Ah, Cripes by Southern Fried Ugly May 13, 2005

Ah, Cripes 

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.

Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...

Ah, Cripes by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004