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After Poop Skinny’s 

When you feel skinnier after pooping.
I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s
After Poop Skinny’s by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

after school poop 

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.
“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”
after school poop by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

afternoop 

After a large meal at lunch, an afternoop is a great way to relax
afternoop by Jerktart July 29, 2011

Afterpoop 

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.
Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.
Afterpoop by idonlikepudding February 4, 2016
Word of the Day on February 13, 2016

afterpoop 

the remaining poop left after pooping that broke off in the butt and is too small to squeeze out
"Hey, mark did you have a good poop?"
"No. there was a ton of afterpoop and I took me forever to wipe."
afterpoop by froste May 3, 2013

afterpoo 

1. A remnant of poo in your underwear, due to the lack of sufficient butt-wiping.
2. a dingleberry
Something smells. Do you have afterpoo in your shorts? Tell the truth.
afterpoo by Jed Hunsaker September 11, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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