After Poop

"After poop" is the feeling of refreshment or feeling happy after you pinched a grande poo It was thought of by the ex blogger, adamaldhanki in may of 2008

"I just took a four pound dump. Try to imagine how great the after poop is."

by heythereitskeith August 16, 2011

After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

by Tdog321 April 9, 2019

afternoop

see: noop

After a large meal at lunch, an afternoop is a great way to relax

by Jerktart July 29, 2011

Afterpoop

The smell that's left inside a bathroom after someone else has taken a poop. This is an unpleasant smell (unless you like other people's poop smells), and definitely not a smell you'd like to shower in.

Roommate #1: Did you just go poop in there?
Roommate #2: Yeah, man. Just had a huge cup of coffee and had to go!
Roommate #1: Alright, I'll use the upstairs bathroom. I don't want to shower in your afterpoop.

by idonlikepudding February 4, 2016

afterpoop

the remaining poop left after pooping that broke off in the butt and is too small to squeeze out

"Hey, mark did you have a good poop?"
"No. there was a ton of afterpoop and I took me forever to wipe."

by froste May 3, 2013

afterpoo

1. A remnant of poo in your underwear, due to the lack of sufficient butt-wiping.
2. a dingleberry

Something smells. Do you have afterpoo in your shorts? Tell the truth.

by Jed Hunsaker September 11, 2006