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When a guy's pubic area is untrimmed, and grows like wild kudzu until it looks like a 1970's post Kwanzaa, blaxpoitation era Afro (think O.J. Simpson in "The Naked Gun 33 and 1/3" during the 1970's club crime scene flashback) with a cock hanging out.
That guy's Afrodick was so bad, it looked like Osama Bin Laden's beard grew a thumb.
Afrodick by Met7797 December 25, 2010
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A white male that has so much pubic hair you cannot see his genitalia
Is Chad got a Afrodick over there? Or is He, a She?
AfroDick by 209FartFucker January 23, 2023
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afroduck 

The leader of the nigras in the battle to close the pool which has AIDS, in Habbo Hotel.
Where is the afroduck?! Are you a failure to your fellow nigras?!
afroduck by Elite-chan July 28, 2006

Afrodiculous 

a ridiculous Afro hairdoo.
That fro is way over the top, totally afrodiculous.
Afrodiculous by Storm J November 11, 2013

Afro Dick 

A dick in which hair is growing out of the head of the penis, resembling an afro.
Bro, Johns Afro Dick is so cute.

I like when he shows me its hairness
Afro Dick by mr.meatpie February 11, 2010

Afroduck 

1. A duck with an Afro
2. A recording Label based out of Abilene Texas
3. When someone gets Johnsoned at 7:00 pm. Central time on September 26th while wearing a pear of green boxer briefs and drikning chai tea with his homies.
Yo, I saw that duck and it had a huge Afro.
Yo I just got johnsoned.
Hey, we just got signed by Afroduck Records
Afroduck by Blake Earnhart November 13, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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