an afro that is so big that it's mere presence can cause people in the room to have seizures, pacemakers stop etc.. A person sporting this kind of afro can cause electrical shortages, electrical outages to occur when they enter a room..In extreme cases electrical fires resulting in explosions have been known to occur.
When Mary walked in with that crazy big fro..the music skipped, the lights switched on & off and a couple of folks had full on seizures..Man that do was "afrokinectic".
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!