Afghani-Dan 

A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.

"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"

Afghani-Dan by IraqTANKER July 14, 2014

afghan dan 

a lame ass guy who is obsessed with lifting weights, otherwise known as getting HUGE.

Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.

afghan dan by $yphili$ October 26, 2009

afghanipan 

Afghanipan is the future of Afghanistan. By the year 2069 all heterosexuals will be executed whilst the Afghanipans live a happy and oppressed free life from all the violent straight individuals effectively letting aids run wild through every family in Afghanipan.

Abdul: Give me the bumb ma brotha
Mohammad: Bend over
Abdul: *bends over* ALLAHHHHHHH
Father : Only in Afghanipan

afghanipan by Jake16261 May 15, 2020

Afghanitan 

When one acquires sun burn that is just on the face, neck, and arms while serving on a military or civilian tour in Afghanistan. See Farmers Tan

I came back from a mission and everyone was laughing at my afghanitan.

Afghanitan by pvtjoesnuffy March 29, 2011