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Afflenomic 

a noun describing a person whose mind is being messed with while they are drunk by a sober individual.
Dude, you are an AFFLENOMIC hahahahahahahahahahaha


(written by james while drunk from brita water filtered vodka) ((stole from Ryan))
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Wafflenomicon 

The book in which wafflenomics is taught and learned from
"Hey dude how you learn to waffle like that?"

"Wafflenomicon" dude it taught me the way"
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Wafflenomics

Wafflenomics is the study of supreme waffling, usually employed in tense situations.
"How do you plan on presenting this investment opportunity? " "I'm going to use my wafflenomics degree to sell them of the idea they wont be able to not listen"

Applenomics 

The branch of knowledge associated concerned with the production, consumption, and transfer of apples.
He is responsible for the orchard's modest Applenomics.
Applenomics by Amscavar July 28, 2022
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