Ben Affleck (1971-) is an American actor famous for being in movies with his best buddy Matt Damon, but infamous for his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. He is currently married (as of the publication of this entry) to Jennifer Garner.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Janie: Why do you hate Ben Affleck?
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
by Camnation January 7, 2007
1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.
2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."
Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
by Righteous Fart Box August 9, 2022
"You white, you Ben Affleck!"
by JKILLFROMDAU May 9, 2020
by Pvt. Pirate December 15, 2010
Affleck's Law.
Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.
Affleck: Racist!
Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.
Affleck: Racist!
Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.
by Mojo1961 October 7, 2014
A huge yet inconspicious shop in manchester where all the scene/fashionXcore cunt girls form stoke on trent go on the train. Often the aforementioned fashion core cunts are drunk 15 year olds looking for tutus and old badges to make them seem individual. Their plan is fatally flawed.. they go in and buy exactly the same things in different colours, therefore looking the exact carbon copies of each other.
They mess up affleck's palace for everyone else. Because the shop-keepers expect everyone else to be cunts. The fashionXcore elite rarely ever venture upstairs in affleck's apalce, to the second hand and thrift stalls because they're so 'vintage' they can't own anything older than 3 months old. The only reason they go upstairs is if they're drunk or have heard that someone will pierce their lip or give them a star tatoo for a relatively low price, without parental consent.
Affleck's palace would actually be half decent if it wasn't for these vans-wearing cunts blocking the entrance.
They mess up affleck's palace for everyone else. Because the shop-keepers expect everyone else to be cunts. The fashionXcore elite rarely ever venture upstairs in affleck's apalce, to the second hand and thrift stalls because they're so 'vintage' they can't own anything older than 3 months old. The only reason they go upstairs is if they're drunk or have heard that someone will pierce their lip or give them a star tatoo for a relatively low price, without parental consent.
Affleck's palace would actually be half decent if it wasn't for these vans-wearing cunts blocking the entrance.
fashionXcore girl: ah, me and chez went manchester the other day when we were supposed be at school, we went on the train and spent the whole day there.
me: didn't you go anywhere else in manchester?
fashionXcore girl: where's manchester?
Scene cunt: Ah, I well bought a super ted badge and a tutu from affleck's paalce the other day. Affleck's palace is mint.. do you know what's upstairs?
Me: yeah, it's really cool, there's all these second hand shops..
Scene cunt: second hand shops? really? Well i was gonna go up last time but this woman kept iving me evils.
Me: Oh yeah, I know the one.. She's really nice I had a really long conversation with her the other day about just life in general. The people at Affleck's palace love me because I don't dress speak or act like a cunt.
Scene cunt: Well.. I was drunk!
Me: exactly you scene cunt.
me: didn't you go anywhere else in manchester?
fashionXcore girl: where's manchester?
Scene cunt: Ah, I well bought a super ted badge and a tutu from affleck's paalce the other day. Affleck's palace is mint.. do you know what's upstairs?
Me: yeah, it's really cool, there's all these second hand shops..
Scene cunt: second hand shops? really? Well i was gonna go up last time but this woman kept iving me evils.
Me: Oh yeah, I know the one.. She's really nice I had a really long conversation with her the other day about just life in general. The people at Affleck's palace love me because I don't dress speak or act like a cunt.
Scene cunt: Well.. I was drunk!
Me: exactly you scene cunt.
by FUCKfashioncCUNTcore February 25, 2006
When you grab a man by his Adam's Apple and cock block his throat.
This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.
This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.
Celebrities piss me off so much I want to grab them by their Adam's apple and cock block their throat. The Ben Affleck!
by Mes74767 November 12, 2020