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An acronym that stands for "as fuck and shit." Adjective. Proper pronunciation is "as fuuuuck...and shittttttt."

"I got, like, four hours of sleep last night. I'm tired AFAS."
"Emily Ratajkowski looks hot AFAS in the 'Blurred Lines' video."
"I feel bad for that kid. He's basic AFAS."
"Omar was high AFAS last night. Libby wanted to hook up with him, and when he didn't let her, she got mad AFAS."

AFAS by Kony Soprano March 31, 2014

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Afas

An action with negative connotations.

Bro, don't afas that guy!

Afas by CaptNobody January 14, 2021

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Afas

Afas is a Myra legend with epic driving skills

He also has the dick of a donkey be careful he hurts your holes.

Can you show me your afas?

Afas by Cb9000 July 14, 2025

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Afashama

I sex move in which the female has her orgasm while drinking tea from a Chinese porcelain saying Ah and then the Male ejaculates saying fashama while eating a fortune cookie. Which when you combine the two, it makes the word Afashama.This move requires to do vaginal sex.The intercourse must happen in a Gazebo.

Me and my boyfriend did the Afashama sex move, and it was the weirdest experience ever.

Afashama by Sex Geeny August 14, 2009

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afasia

Afasia is a cute young lady, can be mean but she’s really friendly, she has a small group of friends, she don’t trust nobody, She may seem shy but when you get to know her she will blow your mind 😍

Oh my Afasia is wonderful

afasia by Daddy awesomeness May 10, 2018

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Afasian

A person who is African-American and Asian.

Tiger Woods is Afasian.

Afasian by dirtylilskunk November 5, 2010

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afaskdjsldjla

the act of bustin a nut in a coffee mug and commited acts of terrosim with it

person 1- hey that guy looks like he is about to afaskdjsldjla, he said I was stupid
person 2- holy fuck bro we better run

narrator- this is the last time we ever saw them *ominous music plays*

afaskdjsldjla by ThomasJefferson69 November 26, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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