Someone who will help you get to your next level! He will always go beyond taking care of you and helping you grow without even letting you notice. A rare combination of a smart mind and a soft heart!
An amazing down to earth guy who will treat everyone right. He can make everyone laugh but he takes the most care of his girl. He will make you feel like the only person he's ever seen.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).