Essex’s only pride and glory, located in Southend on sea
Has one good ride that everyone is scared off, Rage
Every Tom Dick And Harry work here
If you go to Adventure Inside your bound to get mugged or stabbed
I mean, take your kids here if you wanna be loved by them
Frank: ima take the kids to Adventure Island
Dave: do the kids hate you?
Frank: Yeah
by JohnLennon69 June 11, 2022
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Hardest game of all time. Only good on Nintendo Entertainment System.


Starring John Candy (his clone)
Dude, you really need to play Adventure Island, it'll make you destroy your (insert emulating hardware here).

*sings Adventure Island song*
by Sargentwhitey July 11, 2005
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