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When you try to call yourself an adult, but you're too much of a kid to even type it properly.

A manifestation of a Freudian slip.
Andre: "Do you think your family will judge us?"
Natalia: "No! We're both Adukts here!"
Adukts by Awave August 6, 2021
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lesser degree mentally stunted adults 

what people who write the disgusting definitions are
that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults

adultsplaining

1) When children and teen don't ask for anything and an adult come and start to educate them about a subject they already know nay they know better than him/her
2) When an adult correct something a teen or a child has just said without knowing anything about the subject just because he is enough confident to believe he is necessarily more relevant even if he has a big lack of knowledge of the subject (because you know, the interlocutor is a teen/child and he is an adult)
Adultsplaining is caused by adultism (which creates this incredible adult audacity)
"We were just watching a documentary about climat change and he came from nowhere to adultsplain us ecology"

"Adults of the meeting have corrected everything Bob has said like "hey I just wanna add something" without knowing anything about what he was talking about. That's adultsplaining !"
adultsplaining by AlaskaFaulle November 24, 2019

adults only 

Rating for items which persons 17+ are able to view but any epileptic retard with null typing skills could illegally download via the intarweb.
This adults only material is forever burned onto your hard drive.
adults only by larstait October 13, 2003

adultswim 

The best TV progam show thingy ever.
Yay! adultswim is on!!! Let's watch it.
adultswim by Poopy August 27, 2004

The Adults are Back in Charge 

1. What a progressive communist says when they are trying to establish any form of credibility.
2. What a person says when they think they are smarter then their predecessor when in reality they are not, and in fact, the real child.
3. Any person with TDS states this over and over again in their head to confirm the validity of their actions.
China joe said "the adults are back in charge", does this mean we are going to have nuclear war with President Putin because joey-boy is a complete fuckin idgit!

Kamala, legs wide open, stated again 'the adults are back in charge'.... She is one to talk she literally 'blew' her way into the white house, just ask ol' willie brown!

adults chewing gum

A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.
Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.
Word of the Day on March 28, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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