Adirondack Commando

An elite group of mountain men who are assigned many missions within the Adirondack Mountains in New York State. Sometimes missions draw this team as far south as Key West, Florida. This brave force of men help maintain world peace by purging the world of iniquity. Men want to kill them; women want to kill for them.

I have always wished to be selected into the ACCF so that I too one day could join the ranks of the elite Adirondack Commandos.

Adirondack Commando by Records Keeper August 11, 2006

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Adirondack Commandos

1. A hiking/backpacking social club formed in 1983 by upstate New York residents primarily to seek out forever wild areas of the Adirondack park. Club has established a Cadet corp of trainees who are graded on their performance on trips for a number of years before they allowed full membership. Senior Members attain military rank and can rise to the rank of general now held by the original founding members. COAC is a group of child hikers who are children of current members. The membership is mainly made of residents of Monroe and erie Counties. Hidden waterfalls are the most common trip goal. Senor members also have a annual winter hike in and around Key West, Florida. At this trip Alcohol consumption and review of the Duval Street restrooms is the most time consuming part of the hike.
2. A group appointed by God to right wrongs in the world.

The Adirondack Commandos are one the few groups who have found sliding rock falls on the robinson river.

Adirondack Commandos by plantdoctor May 26, 2006

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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