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urban adiction 

What someone has when they use urbandictionary.com's words in real life excessively which confuses the crap out of his/her peers, friends and family.
Guy 1: Haha, what is with this preclapulation in this crowd?
Guy 2: What are you talking about?

Guy 1: Dude, he's sleeping! French Microphone him!
Guy 3: How the fuck do I "French microphone" someone?
Guy 1: Man, you would know if you check Urban Dictionary!
Guy 4: Nigga you got an urban adiction!
urban adiction by L1n3s October 10, 2015

Listening to my adiction 

When you have a fav artist you listen to all the time. Any chance you get.
Person 1: whats up
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay

smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.
I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.
smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Urban Addictionary 

A compulsive psychological need to create new definitions for publication to Urban Dictionary.

Persistent compulsive use of the website can become physically, psychologically and socially harmful, especially when submissions are rejected. If you or anyone you know is showing symptoms of suffering from this condition, please seek guidance from the internet's most credible Dr - WebMD.
"Those damn kids are going to end up with a case of urban addictionary if they keep spending so much time on the internet!"
Urban Addictionary by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Clan Addiction Disorder 

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.
A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)

Cock Addiction 

Desire to suck a cock or multiple cocks more frequently than an above average sexual relationship allows so the addict seeks other cocks to suck.
Cock addiction might cause you to have multiple affairs to give yourself access to multiple cocks and frequent access to cocks to suck.
Cock Addiction by DiDiDi June 2, 2012