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Actually, can I have that to go please 

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026