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Achievon 

Achievon - An ambitious individual dedicated to achieving greatness.
He was determined to be an achievon in his career.
Achievon by Achievon July 26, 2023

achieving sargood 

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world 

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

achieving wood 

Wood = Slang Term for the erection of a male's penis.
To achieve wood = to get an arection.
I am nervous, and therefore cannot achieve wood.
Achieving wood is necessary to perform sexual intercourse.
achieving wood by kegduude July 21, 2006

Over-Achieving Cherry 

Commonly known as: Oac (Pronounced: Oak)
Someone in the military who has yet to see combat and tries too hard to make himself look good in front of superiors, making others look bad.

Typical signs and symptoms of an OAC include, but are not limited to:
- Saying words like, "Hooah", "Squared-Away", "High-speed", "Consolidate", "Water source", "Headgear", "Too easy".
- Being the first to volunteer.
- Having cadences/The Army Song on his iPod.
- Sucking up to leadership.
- Quoting FM's and/or AR's.
*Looking through iPod*
Soldier1: "Why the fuck do you have Army running cadences on your iPod?!"
Over-Achieving Cherry: "'Cause I run to them!"
Soldier2: "Fuckin' OAC!!!"

Over-Achieving Cherry: "I just love jump week, guys.. Jumping is so fun."
Paratrooper1: "WTF? Fuckin' OAC, there's no one here to impress."

achieving janga 

We threw a party for Bob after he told us about his achieving janga.
achieving janga by dabossbitch April 14, 2010