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Accidenting

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
by TableFor6Please0814 September 21, 2016
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accidentogenic

Having very unsafe driving habits, e.g. cutting into traffic from a single narrow lane into a four-lane highway without signaling; making a right turn from a left lane; running red lights, etc.
Mr. Nilsson is a heavy drinker and very accidentogenic. I wouldn't get into a car with him if my life depended on it!
by pentozali October 17, 2007
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Accidentidope

When a complete accident happens and the result of the accident ends up being super awesome.
"I fell of my bike today and had to go to the ER, it's ok though because the nurse was hot and I scored those digits. It was accidentidope."
by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013
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Accidentanal

Accidentally giving someone anal. When you are not in any way intending to have sex with them but anal intercourse occurs.
"Yo man, how was that gig you went to last night?"

"Kind of weird. Someone spiked my drink with viagra, and then I was crushed up against this person in front of me, and accidentanal occurred."

"That is weird. What did they do?"

"He said he didn't mind. I think he was gay."

"It was a guy? Oh, shit man."
by Accidentanal_Rapist May 13, 2010
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Accidentional

As close to intentional as possible, without actually meaning to do it.
U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old Texas attorney, while participating in a quail hunt on a ranch in Kenedy County, Texas. Both Cheney and Whittington call the incident accidentional.
by Qaiser Soze November 11, 2011
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Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit
Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.
by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018
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accidenti-cucked

when you fall victim to an inadvertent cuckold situation.
for example when a man is going down on a woman who is receiving anal, and he misses and lands in your mouth by accident
oh what like u never been accidenti-cucked? cmon dude that could happen to anyone that dont make me gay
by hothungreekguy March 6, 2023
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