Accidentional

As close to intentional as possible, without actually meaning to do it.

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old Texas attorney, while participating in a quail hunt on a ranch in Kenedy County, Texas. Both Cheney and Whittington call the incident accidentional.

Accidentional by Qaiser Soze November 11, 2011

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Accidentanal

Accidentally giving someone anal. When you are not in any way intending to have sex with them but anal intercourse occurs.

"Yo man, how was that gig you went to last night?"

"Kind of weird. Someone spiked my drink with viagra, and then I was crushed up against this person in front of me, and accidentanal occurred."

"That is weird. What did they do?"

"He said he didn't mind. I think he was gay."

"It was a guy? Oh, shit man."

Accidentanal by Accidentanal_Rapist May 13, 2010

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Accidentional • Accidentionally • Accitentional • Accidentanal

Accitentional

The act of intentionally sending an "accidental" text message to someone.

I got an accitentional message from my ex last night asking what time I was picking her up. It would have worked except for she forgot that she shared her location on SnapChat and she didn't leaver her house all night.

Accitentional by JavertRobare June 17, 2019

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Accidentionally

Something done accidentally but with an intention

She accidentionally fell in love with him.

Accidentionally by Not nuha July 17, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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