Abqaiq

A city in Saudi Arabia. Supposed to be the "Friendly city" but it is, in fact, the "deadly city". with no law enforcements of any sort, Abqaiq is more like a zoo full of wild banshees.

Kwldude911: Hey wanna chill in Abqaiq?
Homelessdude911: What we gonna do there?
Dyke911: Stare at the ducks. Eat wallpaper. Swim in Aqua park and destroy property. Later on, we'll give finger prints for ripping construction paper.
Kwldude911: Cyahh l8r then, i guess...

Abqaiq by guess who?!?11 September 15, 2009

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Abqaiq

City in Saudi Arabia where the only school is run by people who have no idea how to run a middle school.

David Fugly: I'll sue you for farting!
*Meanwhile, some gay kid trying to molest me in class*
Me: What the hell dude
David Fugly: That's it, go to the office
Office Principal: You have been expelled from Abqaiq School for saying "what the hell"
Me: Achi baba

Abqaiq by ShanduKeMammayKekeeeeee October 10, 2020

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1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
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3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

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Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

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jody

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Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
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Ain't no use in feeling blue,
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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

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