While pooping, one's stomach begins to converse with oneself through
morse code, often giving helpful life tips and warnings; also known as the
fortune cookie of
the body.
Doctor: "Has anything unusual happened to you lately?"
Steve: "Well, I had a case of Abdodiphrass
last night."
--
Last night --
Steve: (
Whistles on toilet)
Steve's stomach: (taps) "Cover nose."