The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.
Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.
Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.
Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!
Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?
Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!
Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?
Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!
by Lazerius March 2, 2014
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<irc_user2> u fgt
<irc_user2> aS ftw! obv
<irc_user2> /ignore irc_user1
abandonship ftw!
<irc_user2> u fgt
<irc_user2> aS ftw! obv
<irc_user2> /ignore irc_user1
abandonship ftw!
by omggz September 26, 2006
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