Abandon Shit! 

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

Abandon Shit! by Lazerius March 2, 2014

abandonship

<abandonship_user> aS ftw! obv

<irc_user1> i chill in #therevolution and #lame.
<irc_user2> u fgt
<irc_user2> aS ftw! obv
<irc_user2> /ignore irc_user1

abandonship ftw!

abandonship by omggz September 26, 2006