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Aaron Porter 

Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.
Don't be such an Aaron Porter!
Aaron Porter by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011

Aaron Patterson 

Gay Mexican who doesn’t know how to get back over the boarder can’t have friends cause he is a little trans Olivia dater ( Olivia is a dirty )
You are such an Aaron Patterson u idiot

Aaron Hannah Patter 

A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.
Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter