Words expressed in emotional response of positive and negative nature respectively after
1) an amusing circumstance has happened
2) a horrible circumstance has happened
Joe: *looks at hot girl* "I so wanna smack that today."
Mike: "Aww shit same here bro."
Joe: "Yeah my sister always packs nicely."
Mike: *looks at Joe* "Aww shit.." *walks away*
The phrase typically said when your about to get fucked. Usually said when your about to get in a sticky situation. Sometimes said when you make a mess that you know youll have to clean up.
John: That puny shithead of a kid tried to steal my lunch moneytoday, so I gave him an awwshitng and he cried for at least fifteen minutes.
Frank: DAYUMN!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*