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Pronounced "assed". It means "an S.T.D."
BOB: I laid Jill 6 months ago and got ASTD!

JOE: Dude, why didn't you tell me sooner? I did her last week!
ASTD by BOB APPLE January 27, 2009
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a popular hit roblox game thats is about anime characters in a tower defense game. You can spin the banner with Gold to get fodder units to evolve other units. And with gems and formerly emeralds to get units for the X, Y, Z banner and get 6 stars with a 1% chance from the Z Banner. Currently there is a stardust banner which gives 2% chances to get 1/4 of the 5* which can be evolved to 6*/7* units. Some meta units are Broly 7* Rimuru 6* brook 6* diavolo 6* and OP money farmSpeedwagon 6.

Astd is fun
ASTD is his favorite game to play.
ASTD by Liam29383 November 23, 2022
hell on earth it will consume your life your kids your baby mama and your time
tricky:yo wanna play astd?
"everyone instantly leaves"
astd by cocksucker1351515 April 8, 2023

Noah and his ASTD 

Dumb fuck who thinks ASTD is a game, ASTD is however NOT a game. This is actually scientifically proven because Noah is retarted, anyways ASTD IS NOT A GAME and even if it was it would be horrendously trash
"I got madara in AsTD!1|" Noah to everyone
"Shut the fuck up your adopted!!!" Everyone to noah
"Noah and his ASTD" - A tragic tale of him and his sexually transmitted words
Noah and his ASTD by Noahs astd July 10, 2022

ASTDFHSTJGPBKDD GRR FOHHGUDYODDITSY 

Veronica Sawyer - "September first......... 1989......... Dear DIARY."

Megan - ASTDFHSTJGPBKDD GRR FOHHGUDYODDITSY
Today i went to see Heathers The Musical and it was so ASTDFHSTJGPBKDD GRR FOHHGUDYODDITSY
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